My meat dress is falling down on me||Portland
Walking the two blocks to school, stepping over the cracks, watching the squirrels collect nuts, Indy revisits his dream from the previous night: Mom! Know what? ok, so. so….ok. SO I was flying in a hot AIR balloon. Suddenly I start to fall. Then I hear-ed the sound of Lady GAGA like: (singing) “My meat dress is falling down on me. My meat dress is falling down on me. My meat dress is falling down on meee”. And then the balloon, it started to go up in the air and I slip down. And then I was closing my eyes and I see-d a snail. It was on my stomache and I ate it and then it was all gooey. I am slightly disturbed, but also a little bit fascinated. After a long pause, I finally ask him what the meat dress is. He replies: MOM! its a meat dress, but its not really a meat dress. But you can wear it. Girls and boys can wear it. But usually meat dresses aren’t actually really comfortable so probably you wear it just when you dance.
poker face.
i just googled this as “lady gaga” and “meat dress” sounded vaguely familiar and surprisingly compatible. of course, this yahoo heading appeared: “Lady Gaga’s meat dress—most popular costume this year for Halloween!” how is it possible that i have to rely on the worldwideweb to know what’s what while your four and a half year old son dreams in the latest yahoo headings?? that kid has a finger on the pulse, i tell you what…
Love those nails, love that meat.
OH HOLY SHIT!