I don’t want to see your tootsie roll||Idaho

For my 32nd birthday, all I wanted in this whole wide world was a colorful pinata filled with salted chocolate, gold coins and itunes gift cards. Instead I got a pinata filled with Tootsie products such as: cherry tootsie pops and miniature tootsie rolls in the flavors of vanilla, lime and orange. Since I wasn’t all that excited about smashing in the paper donkey, I let the kids have a crack at it. Turns out that a plastic wiffle ball bat is not exactly the most efficient way to tear apart one of these paper-mache creations, but in retrospect, it was fun watching them struggle. After a long hard go at it, the kids finally won: they slowly ripped into it and a huge mound of candy dispersed across the deck. Although I wasn’t necessarily surprised to see the actual contents of the pinata, I must admit that I was a little disappointed about the absence of gift cards and gold amid the huge, hot mess of tootsie product.

so hard core.

street fighter.

busted.

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